Pregnancy Eviction Notice

Dear Baby River,


Pursuant to the provisions of this pregnancy, you are hereby given an eviction notice and notice to vacate, on or before May 17th, 2010, the premises and appurtenances owned by Amber, Mother of the City of Bellyville, which premises are now occupied by you. The current tenant has 30 days to gather his belongings and vacate the premises or he will be physically removed from the property. He is being evicted due to breech of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the front of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back of the house were also made. Remodeling and gutting of the home was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure. Due to property damage caused by these unapproved renovations, there are now leaks in both the upper and lower levels of the home. Any further problems will result in immediate and forceful removal.


Sincerely,


Your mother